Heidi Chronicles

Life, Unsweetened

April 2009 in Tweets

Filed under: Uncategorized — Heidi at 2:41 pm on Thursday, April 30, 2009

This is for you, Jenny.

Heidi…

1-Apr 9:57 PM hasn’t even had time to look at Facebook today. What’s up with that?
2-Apr 3:33 AM and Aaron learned the hard way that closing the door on a sleeping child means she’ll definitely wake up – and she’ll be pissed off.
2-Apr 9:11 AM is wondering where the sun is. why do the forecasters even try?
2-Apr 11:56 AM has a headache. I’m afraid I’m getting Elena’s cold. Ugh.
2-Apr 9:19 PM forgot to clean up after dinner. It was a long day.
2-Apr 9:44 PM does not want to go to school tomorrow.
3-Apr 2:20 PM just cleaned Macey’s teeth with a dental scaler. I am truly amazed with myself…and disgusted by Macey’s teeth. She needs one extraction.
3-Apr 4:58 PM figured out how to hide quizzes, etc. in FB. Go to the right side where the person’s name is and “hide” will come up. Hide it!
4-Apr 7:10 PM thinks L is more excited about E’s My Little Ponies for pooping (on the toilet) than she is. Sunset Sweetie & Bay Breeze are his faves.
4-Apr 8:16 PM cleaned Murphy’s teeth. And I thought Macey’s were nasty.
6-Apr 5:18 PM is talking on da phone and doing a wotta wotta fings.
7-Apr 3:19 PM is beat: morning at the park, dog bite on my ankle (Murph), Aaron back from US, messy house, grocery list, laundry…and some other stuff.
7-Apr 8:56 PM would rather pay her doc than wait in a free hospital for hours. Dang dog bite on my foot won’t stay shut with a band-aid.
8-Apr 8:10 AM is sitting on the sofa with a swollen heel. Have to hop on one foot & about passed out looking at it. Aaron is staying home from work. :)
8-Apr 2:53 PM loves Paul Rudd
8-Apr 5:01 PM would like to avoid the tree part of broccoli and just eat the stems.
8-Apr 6:09 PM failed at finding a pair of shoes for her swollen ankle with a heel to keep it flexed the right amt so she could go out with the girls. :(
9-Apr 2:13 PM is having a hard time keeping the house picked up with a bum foot. It’s starting to get to me. The house, I mean – the foot already did.
9-Apr 3:15 PM thinks that Avery is the best sleeper she has ever met. Who goes to a friend’s house and takes a nap 30 min. after arriving??? Yep, Avery.
9-Apr 3:24 PM canceled her dinner plans with Aaron tonight. Murphy should have to go get me a steak. Any other dinner ideas floating around out there?
11-Apr 2:35 PM is wondering if it will be sunny tomorrow so that we can Easter egg hunt outside. Not counting on it, but still hoping.
11-Apr 3:28 PM ‘ to-do list is shorter than she thought, but it’s still pretty long.
12-Apr 9:29 AM is cleaning up the mess that the house turned into while she couldn’t walk.
12-Apr 5:53 PM had a great easter meal of kiwi burgers and chunk veggie salad. fantastic!
12-Apr 8:50 PM is listening to Liam yell at her to shut his door because Elena is yelling, and Elena yelling because Liam is yelling. Should I yell back?
12-Apr 8:54 PM is listening to L & E argue about whose mother I am now. “No, she’s MY mommy!” “No, MINE!” Ahh, possession.
13-Apr 10:29 AM has seen Liam pee standing up about 5 times now. And Elena has gone to the bathroom by herself a number of times as well. Very impressive.
13-Apr 3:47 PM just did a hard assignment that involved looking at pictures of her life. Some of them are SCARY!
13-Apr 4:10 PM is feeling good about the fact that she can put her heel down today.
14-Apr 12:12 PM is tired of being a slummy mummy.
15-Apr 2:41 PM hates her computer.
15-Apr 6:51 PM talked to the ocado man for no less than 15 minutes. it was a little weird.
15-Apr 9:42 PM sure needs a lot more water when she takes Claritin. That stuff sucks ya dry.
16-Apr 11:37 AM is spring cleaning. Let’s get rid of all of the crap!
16-Apr 4:52 PM cleaned like mad all day but no one will know unless they open the cupboards and drawers.
16-Apr 9:09 PM just checked on sad little Jackie Boy who woke up after 2 hours. Turns out he was nekkid, cold, and in need of his binky. I love that kid!
17-Apr 11:42 AM is thankful that Aaron does nice things for her – like hiring her a car to the airport and making blood draw appts. for early morning. <3
17-Apr 12:29 PM is going to need a nap today. too much cleaning and a headache.
17-Apr 2:25 PM is not cleaning. :)
17-Apr 6:08 PM is thinking about her dad. dinner tastes like a taco tico taco burger!
18-Apr 3:34 PM likes everything about her (fashionably) lopsided new ‘do except for the teensy rat tail on the side in back. Aaron says give it a week. Hmm
18-Apr 7:01 PM is reading The First Hour I Believed. Can’t put it down. Gonna have to power through the Columbine stuff though. Ten years tomorrow. :(
18-Apr 9:15 PM just watched Elena pee into the toilet while standing on a step stool. It just streamed on in like she knew what she was doing. Amazing.
19-Apr 6:02 PM laughs every time Elena goes to the bathroom now. I took the step stool away so now she scoots on and sits on it backward instead.
20-Apr 11:50 AM would like to publicly thank her husband for unloading the dishwasher and taking care of the kids so she could sleep until 8.45.
21-Apr 11:09 AM is wondering how it got so hard to keep up with everyone’s blogs – not to mention her own. I’m Flickring at the mo, though. Pics coming.
21-Apr 12:21 PM is failing in her attempts to overachieve this morning.
21-Apr 12:33 PM just ate one of her comfort meals: 2 eggs, toast, sauteed peppers, onions, and garlic with avocado and shredded cheese on the top. #rrnano
21-Apr 4:09 PM is selling her soul and trying really, REALLY hard to figure out a way to get to Albuquerque on May 25 without upsetting fam and friends.
21-Apr 6:02 PM just made hummus. Yummy.
21-Apr 7:16 PM loves it in the evening GMT when all of her US friends get to buzzin’ on FB. I miss you guys.
21-Apr 7:52 PM is listening to Elena say “he’s nonna egg” over and over as the Backyardigans jam out to the rock ballad He’s Not An Egg Any More.
21-Apr 8:02 PM thinks the itchy eyes are worth every damn flower.
21-Apr 8:25 PM thinks FB needs key commands.
22-Apr 1:39 PM is doing laundry and cleaning up to pack for a trip to Kansas…BY HERSELF. I’ve never been this excited to get on a plane before.
22-Apr 3:35 PM has had a run-in with a peeler AND a grater today. What the hell?
22-Apr 10:18 PM will not be wearing deodorant tomorrow. Anyone (aside from those of you who know the answer) want to take a flying leap and guess why?
23-Apr 9:39 AM is at the doctor awaiting an ultrasound for a “non sinister” feeling lump. Totally could have worn deodorant.
23-Apr 11:12 AM is glad all ps well with the boobage. Home to pack.
23-Apr 1:16 PM is glad that elena’s teachers also think it’s funny when she takes EVERYTHING off and lays nekkid in the sand pit.
24-Apr 6:41 AM is headed to Kansas for her college roommate’s wedding. Yee haw!
24-Apr 7:10 AM random security check. oh joy.
24-Apr 10:56 PM enjoyed her flight. of course didn’t get her luggage, but that’s par for the course. also glad to see her fam and worried about murphy.
25-Apr 12:55 AM is glad that she won’t be wearing her flying clothes to the wedding. Luggage is on its way. Whew!
25-Apr 3:24 PM got to sleep in this morning and only fixed breakfast for herself. What a gift!
26-Apr 4:08 AM just got back from the best farm wedding ever. Pics of the petting zoo and tractors to come. :)
26-Apr 2:51 PM is enjoying a Kansas thunderstorm. It’s still brighter than it is in London on a cloudy, non-rainy day! I can see for miles. I miss it.
27-Apr 10:49 AM thinks Murphy will be crossing the Rainbow Bridge this morning.
27-Apr 11:49 AM Murphy left us at about 11:45 this morning. It was peaceful and he was ready. We will miss you, Murph.
27-Apr 6:11 PM just realized that she hasn’t had a shower since she got back. Gross. Now she is wondering what the kids these days say instead of gross.
27-Apr 7:15 PM is really sore from running to catch her flight yesterday. Pathetic.
27-Apr 7:47 PM is pondering Liam’s question about where dogs poop in pet heaven. I’m glad he made me laugh.
27-Apr 9:00 PM is pretty sure toast is the best thing since sliced bread.
27-Apr 11:49 PM is just really, really sad. And still up at midnight. Not good.
28-Apr 9:12 AM going back to sleep after cleaning up poop from most surfaces of Elena’s room. At least she attempted to change her own diaper, I guess.
28-Apr 1:39 PM just got a reprieve…cleaning person NOT coming tomorrow! Messy the house will stay. :)
28-Apr 2:35 PM is a terrible gift giver and she’s ok with it. Expect nothing more than a Target gift card and you’ll never be disappointed.
28-Apr 10:15 PM thinks that night time leaves too much space for reflecting sometimes.
28-Apr 10:20 PM needs you to make her laugh. Hard.
29-Apr 6:03 PM is making dinner with “Mama, I want…. Mama, he took…. UP MAMA! NO Mama! Mama, can you…. Mama, I need….” going on in the background.
30-Apr 10:41 AM is stuck in the vicinity of the US embassy between ~1 and 2.10ish. Anyone wanna grab a cup of coffee?
30-Apr 1:10 PM is eating broccoli in starbucks.
30-Apr 2:42 PM wishes she had a better sense of direction. Totally walking the wrong way! thank goodness for the A-Z and many Tube stops.
30-Apr 7:41 PM is feeling much better. Thanks for everyone’s thoughts the last few days. I really appreciate it.
30-Apr 9:13 PM has never seen Grease.

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