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It’s his own fault L is tie-obsessed. I certainly don’t wear one almost every day.

Filed under: Aaron, BackBlogging, Family, Liam, Mommyhood — Heidi at 4:14 pm on Sunday, April 30, 2006

So, Aaron has been selling stuff on eBay like a madman lately. I have taken numerous headless pictures of him wearing suits, shirts, pants, and shoes.

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However, he took his own pics of the bazillion ties that he wanted to sell.

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(People, there were oh-so-many more than this.)

A does a good little business on eBay. He’s got the sales copy down pat and obviously knows that a knotted tie will sell better than a tie laid out flat. He grouped the ties by color and by brand and has created a nifty little warehouse in the guest bedroom, which I will take a pic of if I remember - because I know you’re all dying to see it.

So, after his auctions ended, he had everything laid out on the bed by picture and then by buyer. Evidently it was quite organized. That is, until Liam ransacked the place and threw all the ties into a pile on the floor, all the while, saying, “tie-eez, tie-eeez, TI-EEEZ.”

Aaron busted him and scooted him out of the room so that he could review his pictures and get everything back in order. He was not pleased.

Liam wasn’t exactly thrilled to be pulled from the silky mountain either. But, I took him downstairs and when he calmed down, I taught him to say, “I’m sorry, Daddy” and then we went back up, knocked on the door, and he peeked in at Aaron sorting ties on the floor and said, “I sow-wee, Daddy” and offered a hug.
Two words: melted buttah.

Liam: Twenty-two Months

Filed under: Liam, Mommyhood — Heidi at 4:46 pm on Saturday, April 29, 2006

Dear Liam-

Well, in months past a post about what you’ve been up to hasn’t really been an issue, because there was a post about you every. single. day.

However, due to your increased activity level and the amount of times you have to go into Thinking Time when my back is turned for two seconds, I no longer have the stamina to keep up with you AND your daily posts.

So, it’s your own fault.

If you would just sit on the sofa or the chaise lounge to read instead of climbing on top of the coffee table to do so, or if you would stop turning the ceiling fan on and off by standing on the arm of the chaise lounge and reaching up to the switch, perhaps I could continue posting about you. Instead, I am constantly “singing the Uh-Oh Song,” as recommended by Love and Logic, or saying “So sad” and making your toys Off Limits while you sit in your Thinking Chair for nearly two minutes. And let me tell you. This is not nearly enough time as far as I am concerned - especially when you see me coming and stop crying/whining, smile, and say, “Ah doh, Mama! Ouuuuut!”

But, I have to admit, for every time you sit in that chair Love and Logic says I am supposed to tell you that I love you when I get you out. And it’s paying off. Now you say “Ah yov ew” in the sweetest little voice when you see me round the corner to save you.

So, what’s new?

SOCIAL AND EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT: SWEET AND LOVING.

You are such a smart kid and you’ve always been physically advanced, so sometimes it’s hard to remember that you’re not even 2 when it comes to managing my expectations in this area.

  • Your shyness shows when we go into an activity like Kindermusik or LLL, but by the end you are the most insane child in the room and you show off for everyone. Such a flirt. However, I never push you to do anything that makes you uncomfortable. You always warm up on your own and you’re sweet to everyone you meet once you get past the initial shyness.
  • You’re pretty fair most of the time - you have a tendency to like things being equal, so a pat on my head means that everyone in KM gets a pat on theirs as well.
  • You’re also starting to understand sharing and generally don’t get too worked up about someone else playing with your toys. You’re also willing to give things up so that other people (dogs) can enjoy them.
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  • You have a big heart and are very loving to your family and friends. We see “Ooo-eee-ann,” who comes to play once a week or so and you love to play with Cousin “Aaa-beee baybe.”
  • Humor is playing a bigger role in your world. You laugh at Sesame Street and at things you - and others - do that you find hilarious (”hi-where-us”) You’re quite fond of chasing the dogs and squealing and touching Murphy, who hates you, and then letting out a big belly laugh. Poor Murph.
  • You have become very helpful when it comes to being interested in what I am doing. You sing the “Clean-up” song on your own as we put toys away and you greatly enjoy unloading and reloading the dishwasher. Obviously we have a little placement issue to work on; I’m hoping you’ll still be interested when you get a little older.

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INTELLECTUAL DEVELOPMENT: TALKING!

I never thought it would happen, but you are an explosion of words…FINALLY.

I am continuously shocked at what you know. It has been so much fun to hear you say new words everyday - words I had no idea you knew: lemon, hamburger, humidifier, noisemaker, bamboozled - the list goes on forever. I never imagined that my quiet little man would turn into such a chatterbox - in the time span of three weeks.

You mimic constantly. I am known to use choice words occasionally and have done a fairly good job of curtailing that. Your father, on the other hand, needs to work on it a bit. The other day he was up in arms about something and said, “Good god!” with great gusto. You repeated. It was funny and I had to go laugh behind the refrigerator, but I think your great grandmother would fall over if those words ever came out of your mouth in her presence. Granted, it would be kind of funny, but I don’t want you to be blamed for harming anyone.

At any rate, one of my favorite uses of the mimicking happens in the car. I use the voice prompts on my cell phone quite frequently when driving and wearing my headset. It goes something like this.

  • Me: Name Dial
  • Echo: Eem isle
  • Me: Heather
  • Echo: Heaver
  • Me: Yes
  • Echo: YES!
  • Me: Home
  • Echo: Home, home, home, home!

Obviously, there are pros and cons to this whole talking thing. You managed to stump your daddy one day by suddenly changing to “ack” from “mi mi mi” when you want milk. But I love to hear “Ack peas, Mama,” come out of your mouth instead of “uh huhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhh.”

You are also very fond of saying several particular people’s names at this point - all men, interestingly enough. You walk around chanting them incessantly.

  • Neal Cha Cha - “Neal Ta-Ta, Neal Ta-Ta, Neal Ta-Ta”
  • Uncle Elias - “uh-kul e-WI-us, uh-kul e-WI-us, uh-kul e-WI-us,”
  • Uncle B - “uh-kul BEEEEEEeeee, uh-kul BEEEEEEeeee, uh-kul BEEEEEEeeee”

You know both of your grandpas as “puh-puh” and grammy as “am-mee” but you refuse to say “and-ma” to Grandma Jeanne - even though you know it and say it at home. She is not pleased with you - especially since you will say Riley (”i-leEEEEE!”) and all of your other immediate relatives’ names.

And now, when I read your favorite books (Mouse Mess, Shiny Dinah, etc.) you help me by finishing the sentences when I leave out a word. You do the same thing with nursery rhymes and songs. - Jack and Jill, the alphabet, Twinkle Twinkle, Baa Baa Black Sheep, and so on. You’ve also begun whipping out random phrases from books and music completely out of context so that I have to work REALLY hard to figure out what in the hell you’re talking about.

I was not aware that motherhood required translating. It does. And you owe me.
You’ve also grown fond of counting anything. I think you get the concept up to three - maybe five - but you like to count to ten, so after that you keep going anyway.

And, “Want me help you?” is becoming a common phrase around the house as you’re learning problem solving skills. (i.e. Mama can make ANYTHING happen.)

But my favorite is your provision of the running commentary of what I’m doing or what you’re doing. Perhaps there’s a place for you in sports commentary - no probably not, but maybe you could do dog shows.

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PHYSICAL DEVELOPMENT: TESTING THE LIMITS

As always, you are a busy, busy kid. You are always up to something and rarely sit still. Even when we read, you are pushing on my legs with your toes or rubbing my hand with yours. I fear the move into the big-boy bed in the next couple of months. You’re destined to fall out of it.

Some of your favorite activities include:

  • Climbing on anything you know you’re not supposed to and saying “ah, ah, ahhhhhh” before you do it, alerting me to the fact that Thinking Time is probably moments away.
  • Turning the ceiling fans, noisemaker, lights, and humidifiers on and off over and over and over and over and over and over and over - and saying, “Huh-mid-fire off; Huh-mid-fire on,” every time you do it, changing only the name of the item for which you are wearing out the switch.
  • Playing outside and stepping “out of bounds” and staring at me with a huge grin on your face. Oh, and picking up rocks. You do love the rocks. Perhaps we’ll make you a pet rock someday.
  • You learned your name a few weeks ago by stepping on and off of the carpet in a room where you knew you couldn’t have a drink. After 18 times of me saying, “Liam, where does your drink stay?” you started stepping on the carpet, saying “Liam,” and then stepping back onto the wood floor.
  • RUNNING.

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I have to admit, though, dealing with these things is one hundred times easier than dealing with you when you were a crying, unhappy infant. You are such a sweet and loving kid.

JUST A FEW THINGS YOU’RE DIGGING AT THE MOMENT:

  • Tea parties/Cooking in your kitchen
  • Trains
  • Stickers
  • Screwdrivers
  • Cars and Trucks
  • Books you already know
  • Playdough
  • Pointing to my belly button and saying “Way-nuh,” which is your sweet little version of Elena.

Liam, I am so sorry that it’s taken me 22 months to get it together enough to do a post like this. I promise I’ll do better in future months. I have no doubt that you’ll continue to be a good provider of fodder.

I love you more and more every day,

Mama

What’s with all the rain?

Filed under: BackBlogging, Food, Friends, Liam — Heidi at 10:44 pm on Friday, April 28, 2006

L and I were supposed to go with Jen, Jules and Ethan to their neighborhood garage sales this morning. (Jen is the garage sale queen.) However, I was absolutely exhausted from being at the zoo and the rain moved in around 8 and didn’t quit all day.

Beside the point that I was exhausted, I was going to force myself to get out and get another wedding gift for a shower tomorrow. Obviously, unless I wanted to bake another cookie for Chels and get a lame gift certificate, I HAD to do it today. Initially, I thought that I’d be able to get out between the waves of rain this morning, but, since it didn’t really ever stop, all of the rushing around was thwarted and my cute outfit ended up back in the closet for my usual uniform and my hair got squished during the looong afternoon nap that L and I took.

I haven’t slept that well in quite some time. Dreary days are good for that.

I managed to get up a little before him and get a few things done, and in the process of the day, we had determined that Neal and Ang would come for dinner – nothing difficult, just pizza, but I still had to go and get it. Fortunately, I happened to call Grandma J who said that she’d keep him for me while I went to run errands. She had Gabe as well and the two of them keep each other busy. It’s so nice to have someone nearby who can keep him for an hour or two when I need to hurriedly run errands. L doesn’t dig on the in-and-out-of-the-car-seat routine.

So, I dropped him off to play with Gabe, picked up a couple of CostCo pizzas, went to Bed, Bath & Beyond – my favorite place to shop for wedding gifts, dropped by JC Penney Home to make a few returns while BB&B did the gift wrapping, picked up the package, dropped it off for Gma J to take to the shower – sans card because I’m not that organized, picked up L, and went home to get the rest of the stuff ready for dinner with Neal and Ang.

And, by the way, I also picked up a nice electric can opener while I was at BB&B. AJ has been coveting one for years - even though the only cans that he opens are Clam Chowder and Tomato Soup.

I realize that probably no one else is impressed with this whirlwind shopping spree, but I felt like a power shopper. I managed to do every. freakin’. thing. on my list. And I got to do it without entertaining anyone. I’ll take my peace and quiet any way I can get it.

Thank you, Gma J.

So, Neal and Ang made it for dinner and brought waffles, chocolate fudge sauce, and cookies and cream ice cream for dessert. Every time I eat cookies and cream I am reminded that there must be a god…at least one of food. The marriage of those two flavors nearly kills me with joy.

And so the rainy day ended on a good note.

First Trip to the Zoo.

Filed under: Friends, Liam, Mommyhood, Pregnancy — Heidi at 8:51 pm on Thursday, April 27, 2006

L and I piled into the car at 9 this morning and headed out to the Zoo with Jen, Jules and Ethan.

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Ethan is asleep behind Jules. He wasn’t as interested in the animals as he was in sleeping, farting, and pooping.

Liam and Jules were quite impressed with all of the animals. Even with a good third of the zoo closed for construction, we were there for a good three hours. Granted L ended up sleeping for 45 minutes of that, but not before he tuckered himself out naming all of the animals for us.

Ironically, a lot of the excitement we experienced didn’t even involve the animals. Both kids were thrilled when they got to see a dump truck up close and then, when it dumped right beside us??? the $5 entrance fee was totally worth it. And we hadn’t seen a single animal at that point.

We made our way in and saw the elephants and while we were getting farther into Africa, a train went under the bridge we were walking on AND. BLEW. ITS. WHISTLE! L was FREAKING out. He’s a train junkie thanks to KM.

We made friends with a goose drinking water in a pavilion, because, you know, the lake RIGHT NEXT TO IT must not be potable.

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He was a friendly goose. Not even so much as a hiss as L was yelling “honk HONK HONK” at him. I’m still not sure how he got water out of that shallow puddle.

Additionally, in that same pavilion, only headless women are allowed in the “fam ly” bathrooms - or else it’s a serial head hunter at work. We were in Africa, after all. I used a lot of pit stops at the zoo (very clean and sanitary, by the way), but I did not venture into this one.

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So many animals to see in Africa. Here are a few of my favorite pics of the day.

I hate you people. Go away.

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CHOMP. Can you see the saliva in there???

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I. Can’t. Quite. Reach. The. Leaves. DAMMIT. Yes, that IS giraffe tongue, my friends.

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Does my ass look big? Why do some monkeys have that hairless ass and others don’t?

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Dandy Lions.

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We ate lunch next to a pride of lions and then got a move on. L didn’t last too long after lunch. He was asleep by 11.45. We were done by 12.30 and naturally, so was he with his nap.

It was a trying afternoon and he has more cars (and a toy ketchup bottle) off-limits than he’s ever had. I’m not quite sure why hardly any nap = throwing things, but evidently there is some correlation.

He went to bed at 7 after hours of running and throwing. I have never been so relieved to sit lie down and put my feet up. Who knew the zoo would wear me out to this extent? I got in bed at 7.30 because I was too exhausted even to draw a hot bath.

It was all worth it though and I’d do it again in a heartbeat.

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Mitten Accomplished.

Filed under: Elena, Liam, Medicated, Mommyhood — Heidi at 10:41 pm on Wednesday, April 26, 2006

He wore it Michael Jackson style for at least half-an-hour - once we actually got his thumb in the thumb-hole.
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And, in case you didn’t notice, he had on his favorite shoes with his socks and jammies. He would wear sandals to bed if I’d let him.

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So, this is how he looked when our Parent Educator from Parents As Teachers arrived this morning. I actually looked worse, but Pam doesn’t care.

He managed to do pretty well on his 24-month screening and Pam told me that I could be a model for one of their seminars on discipline and redirection. And then - I kid you not, this actually came out of her mouth - she said that I one of her most patient parents.

It’s quite clear that either I’m putting on a really good show or the Zoloft magically gives patience to those who never had it before. Hint: I’m not the greatest actress.

I think I gave her a look of disbelief and reminded her that I have another infant on the way. Yeah, she knows how I am with the babies…she made sure I had her HOME number since they might not be back from summer vaca when Elena arrives.

All I can say is that what I’m dealing with now is cake compared to what we went through when L was little. I’m not looking forward to that part of it again.

Tantrums I can handle; random crying ALL THE TIME, not so much.

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