A plea to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Internet
Flying Spaghetti Monster, as you know, I have been a little out of sorts for the past couple of months. I am feeling better, but I seem to have lost energy and gained weight. Oh, did I mention I haven’t been working out, either? Oops, you probably know that already too.
Anyway, as is common after a cookie incident, I have decided to do a better job at being healthy. I know, I know, Flying Spaghetti Monster. My stick-to-it-iveness isn’t quite what it was a year and a half ago. However, this time I have a deadline. (I generally do well with a deadline. I’m conditioned from Yearbook in high school and Newspaper in college.) Neal and Ang are getting married in less than 5 weeks and I need to look smokin’ in my bridesmaid dress so my husband remembers why he married me.
I figured between you and my friend, the Internet, I could muster up enough support to lose 8-10 lbs. so that I have to pay a lot of money to have that fancy bridesmaid dress altered. (But I will be smokin’.)
Speaking of, I probably need a couple of weeks to get the dress altered. So that leaves three weeks. I know it’s short notice, but now that Dr. Atkins is dead, I could really use some guidance to help me to eat more healthfully and to get up with AJ at 5.30 a.m. to exercise - regardless of the number of times I was up with L in the night.
Anxiously waiting to be touched by your noodley appendage,
Heidi
