The Stars Are Aligned…
on my poor child’s forehead.

He’s taken a couple of serious spills on the coffee table and now his head is all bruised.
This is why children with oversized heads shouldn’t be trying to walk until they are a little more stable. He had another nasty fall today and I am sure he is going to have a shiner by tomorrow. I have to take him to the doctor next Monday and I am afraid they will try to put him into child protective services. I have removed the major offender in the bonking spree. The coffee table is in time out in another room.